It seems you've stumbled upon this messy cocktail of Rizzles fangirling, cat videos, owl facts and fanart. My commiserations.
I am so fucking angry and ashamed of the Australian government today. Not only have they revoked our same sex marriage rights they will go ahead and annul the 15 beautiful couples who married last week. Absolutely disgusting.
Same sex marriage is a human right.
Marriage EQUALITY is a human right!
Your sister has the coolest job! Unless this isn’t work related… then… uh… Yeah.
It kinda is, and kinda isn’t, in that she works with birds, but her boss brought in a dead fox for her to take home. You know, Christmas spirit and all :P
So I went to visit my parents today, and I'm sitting in the kitchen with my mum, when my dad walks in and points to the freezer, confused.
Dad: "Kath, why is the ice-cream sitting on top of the freezer?"
Mum: "Oh I forgot! I can't put it in this freezer, I'll put it in the little one."
Me: "Why can't you put it in this one, Mum?"
Mum: "Because I'm afraid to open it."
Me: "What? Why?"
Mum: "Because there's a fox in it."
Me: "... what? An actual fox?"
Mum: "Your sister brought one home from work. It's in the bottom drawer, and it's scaring me!"