It seems you've stumbled upon this messy cocktail of Rizzles fangirling, cat videos, owl facts and fanart. My commiserations.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
"C’mon Maur, it’s just a scratch! I’ve had way worse, and I’m missing the game!"
"Each scratch has the potential to become infected, Jane. Now stop squirming like a 5 year old!"